Yeah, I gave in.
 
Last night I'd ferrets in my pants
Their nips, they did make me dance,
but I couldn't dislodge 'em
and their teeth - couldnt dodge 'em!
So I continued to holler and prance.
 
One eve, I curled up for a nap
with a quilt on my couch, so it hap'.
Little did I know
Potpie'd plans for my toes!
She'd hidden in the quilt: a nip-trap!
 
Melissa "*groan*" Litwicki
 
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 By the whole newsgroup devoted tennis showing
     it after scarfing fork and laughters
[Posted in FML issue 1857]