I done read me so many poo-poo, stool, & potty stories here on this FML that
I's just 'bout to unsubscribes myself.
 
Just kidding!!  Just kidding!!
 
But I guess if'n everybody else gonna share a poo-poo story, so should I.
 
I'd only done had Missy & Bilbo here for a day or two when I found this
funny lookin' little poop.  Best I can describe it, it looked kinda like a
little ball of grits that somebody done mixed in some green food coloring
(Now, I don't mean to offend any of you southerner folks here, grits is just
'bout my most favorite breakfast food, but this is just what it looked like,
OK?).
 
GREEN?  GREEN?  Ain't I done read something really bad about GREEN ferret
poop????
 
So's I fires up my old 'puter and starts a hunting thru the FAQ & the FML
for the word "GREEN".  Sure enough, there's a whole bunch of scary stories
about GREEN ferret poop.  Well, it's still just 'bout dark-thirty outside,
so's I decides to wait 'til the vet opens his door before I goes and breaks
in.  When I called him he asks a few questions and when he hears these two
are in a brand-new home he tells me to calm down, 'causin' this green poopie
thing is probably just cause they got themselves a new home.  He asks if
there was any other green poops and I was able to say "NO" real
authoratative like, 'cause I'd done been playin that
"Oh-Ain't-This-Fun-Watchin'-My-Fert-Poop" game all night long.
 
Anyhows, I never did figger out which of these two fuzzies dropped off that
little green ball of grits, 'cause they both been leaving nice little brown
thingies ever since.  Fortunately, it's always in the same spot.
Unfortunately, it ain't never in that special box I done bought 'em.  Oh
well, it could be worse.  I coulda done bought me a couple of elephants
instead of ferrets.
 
Anyhows, that's my poopie story for the FML'ie.  It was mostly meant in fun,
but if'n any of you super ferret vets out there are readin' this and don't
think that advice I got 'bout just calmin' down was what a good ferret vet
oughtta said, please let me know cause the three of us are fixin' to make
our first vet visit here in a couple of days for a check-up & shots.
 
Just us crazies here,
Ken & Bilbo & Missy
[Posted in FML issue 1497]