To the tune of "Joyful, Joyful, We adore thee" At least I think that's the
name of the hymn.
 
The Craisin Carol
 
Joyful, joyful
We eat craisins
Make us happy
Make us dance
Oh their sweet and chewy goodness
Nearly puts us in a trance
 
Mommy, Mommy
We want craisins
We want craisins everyday
Look, we stole them from the cupboard
No! Don't take the bag away
 
Joyful, joyful
Red and festive
They would look nice
On the tree
We would not climb up and eat them
We would be good
You would see
 
String them up instead of tinsel
Or in place of mistletoe
Or instead of all those lights
'Cause craisins have a special glow
 
Joyful, joyful
Mom is baking
Craisin muffins for the morn
She will give us each some craisins
Just lay flat and look forlorn
 
Oh such rapture
Oh such pleasure
Chewing craisins 'tween our teeth
Mom should hang up strands of craisins
Prettier than any wreath
 
Joyful, joyful
We'd like craisins
In our stockings
Santa, sir
We have been such perfect ferrets
It is just what we deserve
[Posted in FML issue 2901]