Sorry for the confusion folks. I sent the wrong song to the last FML.
That one was not a carol and had already appeared.  Hope you
enjoy this one.
 
Mary Cohen
 
 
We three ferrets come from afar,
From a land beneath the North Star,
They export a lot of fish,
Not to mention the Volvo car.
 
(refrain)
O--------------oh!
YES we're Swedish, YES, it's true,
YES our blood is Royal Blue,
We're angoras, you'll adore us,
Start collecting every hue.
 
I'm a Back Self, Lars is Pastel,
Sophie's sable, she's cute as hell,
You could get a black-eyed white,
Or a cinnamon would be swell.
 
(refrain)
 
Christmas day is practically here,
And it only comes once a year,
Better get your orders in,
You will love us, we're really dear.
 
(refrain)
 
We have had a lot of bad press,
Stating that we bite under stress,
This is true, but only when
You try putting us in a dress!
 
(refrain)
 
Every family in our homeland,
Must own ferrets by royal command,
Of our Sovereign King and Queen,
If you don't, then the fine's a grand.
 
(refrain)
 
We think in a year (maybe two),
There'll be more of us than of you,
In due time we'll congregate
And there'll be an exciting coup!
 
(refrain)
 
Our demands will be very few,
We'll review them here just for you.
Number one: What's ours is ours!
Number two: What's yours is ours too!
 
(refrain)
[Posted in FML issue 2789]