Ha!  Double-Ha!
 
Stuffed ferrets indeed!  I have three that are CONSTANTLY stuffed!  When
let out of their cages for their evening romp-and-mayhem, they switch cages
and chow down on the food dish there.  They they spend a half hour begging
for snacks...and more snacks...and EVEN MORE snacks!  What's worse, is that
they all run for the fridge whenever it's opened, just to see what's there
that wasn't there before.
 
The cat must taste good, as well, since they all like to take a bite of him
once in a while!  The cat gets even by laying ambushes and whapping the odd
ferret from time to time.  He also goes in their cages and munches out on
their food.  When the ferrets see this they go bonkers!  Of course, I must
then fill all bowls/dishes/slopping troughs, etc., until everyone has
settled down.
 
You people don't know the MEANING of stuffed!  I go through a 20 pound bag
of Iams each month.  20 POUNDS!  Every animal in my house COMBINED doesn't
weigh that much!
 
Excuse me.  One of my stuffed ferrets is calling.  His dish is down to half
full.  He needs a refill.
 
Todd and the (Stuffed Laundry Bags with Feet!) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2904]