You know..those red and green panties..  Those were part of my Christmas
set and those darned ferrets stole them again!  You know how when you
get new panties..and you want to.."wear them in" so they're all nice and
snug - but then you find out that certain suspect carpet sharks carry
them off under the bed and make fluffy (and might I add HAIRY since
they're shedding) little beds out of them.  I'm glad they didn't get
my Halloween set (you know, the ones that say Boo!) or my frilly, pink
Valentine's Day set.  Thank goodness!
 
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm glad my boyfriends were never
panty sniffers, or they would have smelled some rather unusual ferret
"musk" on them!
 
--
Linda M.
Derby City Dookers Ferret Club Organizer
Seiko, Nanoki, Yukina, Sidney, and Lucius (whose name is final!) (the
kamikaze ferts)
Sachi, Atari, Lennox, Keoki, Ilo (ee-lo), and Kenzo (the wee ratlets)
<3 You will be missed Shinjin + Oliver. <3
 
No one in the world needs a mink coat but a mink. - Murray Banks
Animals can communicate quite well.  And they do.  And generally
speaking, they are ignored. - Alice Walker
Hunt each other - leave the animals alone.
[Posted in FML issue 5381]