Dear Rosie, Maxie, Wiggles and Sammi,
 
This is Taylor and Dallas.  My sister Taylor was supposed be a bouncer when
Rosie and Maxie were going to marry Tater and Odie.  But since that wedding
is off and all four of you are now getting married, we were wondering who
your bridesmaids are going to be.  If you don't have any anyone yet Taylor
and I would consider it a privilege to be your maids of honor.
 
Whadda think?
 
And tell your da our mom loves his adventure story.  We can be your da's
artist.  We're not very good at coloring but we are really good at chewing
up crayons and hiding them.
 
Dooks & Kisses
 
Dallas
[Posted in FML issue 1656]