Again, I have to say, why?  Why on earth do some of you bother writing and
telling me your sob stories as to justify your cruelty to animals.  What
part of this series of articles can you ( I mean the idiots who keep
emailing me) not understand.  This whole syndrome was an honest attempt by
me ( United Ferret Organization Ferret Shelter Operator) to find out some
serious information that might help me and my wife better treat ferrets
when they are dumped on our shelter or just given up for adoption.  So many
wonderful shelters and rescues around the country and even in Canada were
able to give me some positive feedback that will probably help us save the
next ferret that comes in, slips into depression and stops eating or
drinking.  This is what this was meant to do, but :::::::
 
Now I will return to all of you individuals who do so much to take away
from the positive aspects of the FML.  You seem to think that everyone
want to hear your problems, your stupid ideas that have no relevance to
the situation at hand, and your deep philosophical reasoning behind your
thoughts that bear no rhyme or reason.  Please for the love of whatever god
you worship, please leave us (the serious ferret people alone).  I don't
care that your husband left you for another women and you had to take care
of the Ferret Alone, your ferret did not make any promise to love honor and
cherish till death do you part, don't make the cute fuzzy animal suffer for
the lies you told each other.  I don't care that you had to accept the job
promotion and you were forced to give up that living creature who you have
bonded with for the past two years and now are abandoning so you can make
more money.  I don't care that you have to move.
 
What is our society becoming so lazy that we have to have warning labels on
everything to include pets???
 
Warning, this pet can live up to 10 years.  They require food, water,
attention and love atleast once a day.  They are flammable.  They require
air to breath, nutritious food, clean fresh water, clean litter, a place
to sleep.  Do not leave unattended for long periods of time.  Do not put
in microwave.  Do not put in blender.  Do not put in oven.  Do not put
in refrigerator, freezer, dryer, washing machine, stairmaster, toaster,
vacuum, garbage disposal, toilet, mouth of large ferocious dog, cat, or
other creature that might do harm.  Do not allow dumb friends or family to
handle or ferret sit.  Do not let the ferret drive your car.  Do not let
the ferret drink alcohol and drive your car.  Do not allow your ferret to
smoke, drink alcohol or drive your car.
 
Lets see, did I miss anything.  I am sure I did and somewhere outthere is
some mentally challenge idiot who will do his or her ferret harm.  Oh yeah,
one more think DO NOT PURCHASE THIS FERRET IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS
GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS.
 
Rick
United Ferret Organization
[Posted in FML issue 3068]