>Please help me!  I need information about FLO I've heard bits and pieces
>but I need to know details!  What are they and what do they do!... I have
>two kids who like to get on the keyboard and try to send messages!  How
>do I stop this?
>Katie
 
Katie,you have every right to be concerned.It sounds like yours are in the
communications division.The FLO,ferret liberation organization,is bent on
world conquest and cornering the Ferretone and Chew Weasel supplies.They
have been documented many times by unsuspecting owners, working on this
goal.You need to go undercover.Don't let them know you have seen anything.
Whatever you do,don't try to stop them.That can lead to all kinds of
problems,and I'd hate for you to end up tied by the mouse cord under the
computer desk.When dealing with the FLO,it's best to go for covert
operations and give them treats to distract them when they may have seen
you watching them.You've got to try to outsmart them,or at least treat
them into FFS,full ferret syndrome,so they'll sleep while you check hidey
holes for electronic equipment and how to books.Good luck with your FLO
operatives.Remember,they're slippery little critters and will try to trip
you up.
 
Sandy and the FLO Five
[Posted in FML issue 3082]