Aha!  So that's why this dang thing has quit politely saying, "This will end
your Windows session...OK?....Cancel?" For several days its been saying
"Deposit two raisins for the next three minutes....OR ELSE!" This could also
explain the fact that we found our mouse, laying on its back - with all four
feets pointing skyward, and its cord chewed in two.  (Very familiar pattern
of toothmarks, BTW)
 
Sign us up immediately!  Please send all the anti-Max measures you have
developed.  We hereby agree to any elective posts for which you aspire.
Consider yourself elected.  Hey, where did the fax machine disappear to?
Why is E drive eating a pair of my socks?  We need help!
 
We don't know what we can do in return for your valuable help.  Maybe we can
chair the commitee on Creative Senility?  We are willing to do our part.
 
Maybe this problem is bigger than we thought. Maybe this is a job for (ta, ta,
dum...) Ferretman! Hey, guy, where are you? Why is it that you can never find a
superhero when you really need one? Maybe somebody hid his tights in a hidey
hole. Come on, FM, we need you. We promise not to look.
 
Yours in continuing insanity,
 
Paw Paw (;;{)}~~~~ (lots of drools - I'm worried)
[Posted in FML issue 1469]