Yesterday, a learned person wrote:

>Let me close this mystery now for your learned reflection on just what
>your view would be were you crouching inside the gut of a 10,000 ton
>giant ferretus maximus. Sometimes a soul shaking experience comes from
>viewing the so called obvious from an altogether different perspective,
>the perspective of being inside looking out.... Beware! Beware the
>mighty sphincter and the massed billions of potentially pathogenic
>Escherichia coli. that could suddenly propel you projectively outa
>there with an even greater velocity than the penstock water exiting
>the flooded Glenn Canyon dam."

It finally happened. It's taken, oh, a decade or so, but I am finally
rendered speechless.

Alexandra in MA
(Rocking, sucking thumb.)

Ping: "Woooow, man..."
Puma: (Puffing on joint) "Cough-cough-cough!!"

[Posted in FML 6072]