This is for all you fuzzy impaired folks, that's those of us living with
ferrets, to hand out to fuzzy deprived people, so they'll know when to
watch out.
 
Top Ten Signs You're in a Fuzzy Occupied Home:
 
10. The potted plants are unpotted.
 
 9. The book shelves are debooked.
 
 8. The little pieces of food under the couch, sometimes in it.
 
 7. Laundry on the move.
 
 6. Drawers with eyes and noses.
 
 5. Toys,socks,remote control........behind the stereo.
 
 4. Shoes that walk away on their own.
 
 3. Shiny, clean and slightly chewed ears of occupants.
 
 2. Funny looking brown blobs in the corners.
 
 1. Your purses contents are now behind the stereo with the toys,socks,
    remote control....and something fuzzy is occupying the inside of
    your purse.
 
Remember the politically correct term for ferret owner is Fuzzy Enhanced,
at least to the outside world.
 
Sandy, the fuzzy enhanced and 4 enhanced fuzzies
One of the ten commandments for fuzzies.Fast as thou art,thou cannot run
through closed doors.
[Posted in FML issue 2680]