Hi, Everyone:
 
Here are some new lyrics to "I'm Getting Married In The Morning" from My
Fair Lady.
 
I'M GETTING NEUTERED IN THE MORNING?
You've lost your mind, don't even try!
I'm in my prime now; this is my time now,
To kiss the girls and make 'em sigh.
 
I'M GETTING NEUTERED IN THE MORNING?
Give up these precious family pearls?
I'd be a eunuch, dressed in a tunic,
Would I hang out with boys or girls?
 
I'm in a panic; I must calm down,
I'm going manic, need a few Miltown!
 
I'M GETTING NEUTERED IN THE MORNING?
I'm very butch like Jackie Chan,
I've got the chest hair; I've got the best pair,
To prove that I'm a real he-man!
 
I WON'T GET NEUTERED IN THE MORNING!
I'm leaving home this afternoon,
Go clean some cages, read your web pages,
While I am on my honeymoon!
 
Enjoy!
 
Mary Cohen
 
P.S.  Does anyone know a hymn titled "Leaning On The Everlasting Arm"?
[Posted in FML issue 2778]