Thinking about ferret mottos I realized that not only does each ferret
have their own motto, but Ferret Mom also has her own motto for each of
them:
 
Conan the Destroyer: "Who, me?"
Mom's motto: "Conan, stop that!"
 
Elvis the Bear: "Can I help? Can I, huh?"
Mom's motto: "Elvis, you monkey, get down from there!"
 
Little Miss Crockett: "Give me a raisin and nobody gets hurt."
Mom's motto: "Miss, don't bite me!"
 
Mathayus the Scorpion King: "I'm so handsome - look at me! Wait, it's
playtime!"
Mom's motto: "Mathayus, what are you doing, goofy boy?"
 
By the way, you can see pictures of these little monkeys on the new
website for my business: www.avatarcomics.com.  Go to the Staff Picks
page and check out their choices for this month's best comics (my dog
is on there, too).
 
Dooks,
 
Serena & the Wrecking Crew
 
Okami: "What are these things? They sure smell strange."
Little Miss: "Come a little closer, just a little bit more..."
Mom: "Okami, watch your nose or you will have a ferret attached to it!"
[Posted in FML issue 3947]