In the Ask Dr. Notebook there's someone asking about Tyson's ferrets.
 
Question:
What's up with those ferrets Mike Tyson has?  I love those guys.
 
Answer:
[Moderator's note: Answer edited to hopefully keep on the right side
of copyright restrictions.  BIG]
 
Sadly, the ferrets are not OK...
After receiving necropsy results, the district attorney decided not to file
charges when authorities couldn't prove whom the ferrets belonged to - -
Tyson or the assistant.  Whoever owned them could have faced up to six
months in jail.
 
And there's this little picture of a very sweet faced ferret.
 
The Time this is in is the one with the very...disturbing picture of the
two boys in the Columbine cafeteria.
 
Rachel Bray
The Ohio State University
Treasurer's Office
[Posted in FML issue 2900]