My husband (the treatsie man!) wrote this song the other night after
humming along while giving out treats (-:

Sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town
I had to share it!!

Better watch out, better not cry
Stick your head out, and open your eye
Treatsie-Man is coming to town

He's making a list, checking it twice
Try to see who's been closest-to-nice
Treatsie-Man is coming to town

He sees you when you're poopin'
He knows when you're at play
He feels it when you nip his toes
And he knows you nap all day!

So,
Open your mouth, open it wide
Show him your teef and doncha be shy!
Treatsie-Man is coming to town!!!

Risa (and husband Tim)

PS Don't forget to go to the Giving Tree and choose a ferret so you
can be Treatsie-Man too!

http://www.mkaresq.com/The_Giving_Tree_2007/GivingTree2007.htm

[Posted in FML 5815]