Ma's watchin' E.T.  which we sink means Extra Toadlike...or
sumpin...anyways, he looks like a frog from outerside...did we ever tell you
about our bacation to Lost Angels?  Well, we stopped at a rest stop...and Ma
and Da let us out of the truck...boy was that a long, long trip!  Humans was
everywheres...and we chased crickets all over the place...they was hoppin'
like crazy as we tried to grab 'em wit our wittle paws...so...the moral of
the story comes when Ma saw a big toad...and Da tried to show Rosie what a
toad was...well, Rosie was so interested that she grabbed it in her mouth,
and Da yelled "NO!" and pulled Rosie away, not before Rosie bit Da
accidentally so hard that his finger started bleeding!  Boy it must have
hurt!
 
Why does E.T.'s finger glow in the dark?  Maybe he picked his nose and gots
an extraterrestrial neon-space booger on it!  Tee hee hee!  Well, last night
Ma and Da was up late watchin' Legends of the Fall on the tvtoob, and we saw
a ferret on dere!  The little Native American girl was holding one at the
dinner table, right after the father and daughter-in-law-to-be was tired of
eating alone and went into the other kitchen place and ate with the
helpers...geesh you'd think they was royality or sometin...Da calls dose
people snobs...wells, there was a ferret in Isabel's hands...it looked like
a boy 'cause it was so big!  Woah!  Guess what, Ma found out that the
Kindergarden Kop movie don' have no fuzzies in it neither, but the movie
Hollywood Cop is the real ferret movie you knows!  We still has to rent that
one...we already seen Kodo and Podo in the Beastmaster parts one and two...
 
Oops, gots to go, Da says too much pooter-time makes a braindead ferret...
 
Loves and Dooks!
 
Rosie, Maxie, Sammi, Wiggles
TDFFFF (The Doyle Fuzzy Fabulous Fantastic Four)
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1658]