Funny, my eldest girl, Mira, will go to great lengths for a taste of the
good stuff...Pepsi.  She will scale sheer cliffs, tall buildings, jump
great distances and embaress her usually prim-to-a-fault self with begging
if she spies that blue and red can.  She is shameless in her forbidden
love.
 
Do you suppose there may be something one can tell about a ferret's
personality by their choice in sodas?
 
Mountain Dew: Overdrive hyper
Dr. Pepper: Sickeningly cheerful, like Punky Brewster
Pepsi: A real little dive, per Britney Spears
 
Perhaps they just like the fizz in their noses.
 
Melissa Barnes
Mira, Tasha, Robin, Nietzsche, Samurai and O'Dell
Missing Cael and Booboo always
[Posted in FML issue 3718]