I want to apologize for this in advance...
 
There once was a ferret named Nellie
Who had a quite-kissable belly
I'd kiss it each day
Except during play
Or she'd scratch my face into jelly
 
I would also like to apologize for this after the fact.
 
Brian, Nell, Odo, and Zero
 
--
Brian Matchick
IBM/ISSC SA/Network Consultant
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     And what is good, Phaedrus,
     And what is not good-
     Need we ask anyone to tell us these things?
 
                            Robert M. Pirsig,
                           "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
[Posted in FML issue 1867]