Hi Everyone,
 
The sun is just rising and coming in through the kitchen window, when the
lone commando takes his position under the fridge.  He is a strong and
fearless ferret.  His sharp, bright eyes scan the kitchen floor waiting
for the first sign of movement, that sign that signals the start of the
game.
 
The first signal goes off, "BEEP - BEEP - BEEP", there's a loud bump
from the bedroom, but nothing steals the attention of Commando ferret.
Footsteps sound, closer, until they sweep past stopping in front of the
closed door.  Commando ferret tenses, nose testing the air, ears open and
listening.  He hears the first sound of his prey as the door opens.  The
tantalising smell that slips through the door causes his tail to twitch
slightly, but still he makes no sound.
 
The noise from outside the door gets louder, there's bangs and a loud
voice giving instrutions.  Commando ferret gets ready to attack, any
moment now and his prey will be coming throught that door.
 
The door opens and dark shadows emerges out of the sunlight streaming
through the doorway.  It is the Trev.  A monster dog, weighing in at
35kg, solid muscle, 50 times the size of Commando ferret.  The commando
springs into action.  Teeth and body twist around his prey legs.  Trev is
down but is not out, raising his muzzle he tosses Commando ferret across
the kitchen.  But it will take more than that to stop Commando ferret.
With a quick turn Commando ferret launchs a second attack this time going
for the head.  But the Trev has seen the move coming, and allows Commando
ferret to lanuch his attack before pining him to the floor with his
head!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
But Commando ferret gives a giant twist and is free!!  Moving faster than
light Commando ferret launch another attack, followed by another and
another.  The Trev is bewilded, as first his feet are takenout from under
him and then his ears and lips are pulled at and tugged.  In a final
attempt to save himself the Trev trys again to toss Commando ferret,
but Commando ferret is too quick!  He runs up between the Trevs' ears,
straight into his back, down to the wildly moving tail.  Commando ferret
launches his last and most dangerist attack.  He sails through the air,
legs and claws extended, eyes focused on the prize.  He lands, smack bang
on the Trev's tail!!!  Commando ferret lays there and gets his breath
back, he has won again he has taken out the Trev!!!
 
15mins later:
 
After finshing her shower and drying off in front of the heater Mum of
the house house deciedes to get on Ollie and Trev, Jordy is in front of
the heater.  Like every morning the two cuties are curled up sleeping
together in the kitchen by the fridge.  How cute................
 
Mum leaves the room..........
 
"Hey Trev, tomorrow?  Again?",
 
"Sure thing little buddy!!"
 
Well wishes to all...........
 
Danni, Ollie
Trev & Jordy (the staffy pits)
[Posted in FML issue 4250]