I would like to apply for a formal name change for my ferret "Silver".
She has not been silver for over a year now.  She's white in the summer and
cream in the winter.  So she looks like an ermine.  That is her new
name-Ermintrude-Erma-Ermione-better known as BAD FERRET!  She, too is a
licker and biter.  She is also a leg-climber.  I had to go lock her up just
now to preserve my hide.  The question is----is that what she WANTED?
 
                                        Karen Vance
[Posted in FML issue 1382]