Dear FML - The report of my shoot-out with ferret thieves has been somewhat
exaggerated in the re-telling.  I did not kill the thieves.  I did not shoot
out ALL their tires.  Yes, I was involved in just a small gun-fight.  The
ferrets were saved.  The full story is coming out in the October issue of
The Independent Voice and I am sorry, since it is copyrighted to The Voice,
I cannot tell you more right now.  However, if I do say so myself, I am an
excellent marks-woman with my trusty Smith & Wesson 38; and the rescued
ferrets are doing well, now.  And I do think the thieves were quite shocked
that I had a gun too.
 
Apparently, in an issue of FML, I made a mistake with my phone number.  I
apologize to those who tried to reach me and got a church instead.  I am
available for nursing care advice by e-mail; or by telephone, 24 hours a day.
My telephone numbers are - 703-765-4353- home; and 703-765-3112 - work.
Again, my apologies.  This was not a subtle message for you to start praying.
 
Got to run - a very long day and must get home to see what havoc the little
darlings have wrought upon my humble abode today.  Probably removed the
wallpaper.  Sigh. regards, meg
[Posted in FML issue 1329]