Hi, ebbybuddy, it's me, Pixie, da Pooter-Fert!
 
Firs', I's gots sumfin' ta say ta alla da peepleses what gibbeded my Mommy
da i-dee-er ta put dis funny white stuff in da baftub, an' den ta put us
fuzzies in dare wif it.  *YOU MEENIES!!!!!*
 
My Mommy decided dat, wif alla da snow we's bin gittin here in Michigan,
now would be a good time ta try it.  So she gotted a big plastic tub an'
filleded it wif snow, an' den she dumped it on us!!  Well, us girls were
purty brave 'bout da hole fing, but da boyses was wimps!  Da first fing dem
did wuz dem sniffeded at da snow, an' den Coke turneded 'round an pooped in
da corner, an' den dey bof standed dare on dare back legses at da edge of
da baftub beggin' ta come out!!  Mommy jus' standed dare laffin' an' takin'
pitchers, sayin' we all lookeded so pity-full!!  Well, den Mommy pickded
dem up an' rapped 'em in a towel, an' putted dem back in da bedwood ta git
warm, but she leaveded me an' Cinnamon in da 'tub.  Well, Cinnamon
sniffeded 'round a little bit more, but den she axed ta git out too.  Pixie
wuz da best 'bout it.  I eben tried diggin', like Mommy sed I should, but I
nebber did gitted ta China, an' it jus' makeded my pawses colder, so Pixied
gibbed up an axed fer out, too.  But me gotsta say dis, dough.  Afferwards,
Mommy pwayed wif us REELY HARD, cuz she sed dat she wuz sorry fer makin'
our pawses red.
 
But yesserday, Mommy did sumfin' else REELLY mean.  she putted dis
funny-lookin' stuff in our food bowl.  Chitterbox started scarfin it,
eben dough me tolded him "Chitterbox, dat's not food!  Hey, don' eat dat!
Mommy's gunna git mad attcha fer eatin' sumfin' ya shouldn'!!"  But Mommy
didn' yell at 'im!  Hey, is I da ony one what gits scruffed when I eats
sumfin bad?!?!?!?  So now Pixie gotsta go SNORKLIN' fer her food, cuz Mommy
buried it!  But Pixie figgered out a s'lution!  I jus' don' unnerstan' why
Mommy came in an' yelled "Pix-ieeeeeee!!" when she finded out I wuz pickin'
out da funny-smellin' stuff one piece at a time an' puttin' it on da floor
so's dat I could git at my food!  Peepleses are weerd!!
 
Dooks ta all da sick fuzzies, an' ta da peepleses what helps 'em, an' also
ta da peepleses who's fuzzies is waitin' fer 'em at da bwidge.
 
Wuv,
 
Pixie
[Posted in FML issue 2548]