You know you have a bad case of ferretitis when:
You build a mezzanine level in the ferret room to give them more space
 
You take your ferret cage car shopping to make sure it will fit
 
Your ferrets have their own Santa stockings
 
You fit your showers in with your ferret's schedules
 
You give a running commentary as to your ferret's movements around the
floor while holding a conversation with a friend and don't even notice
you are doing it.
 
You check under your friends couch cushions before sitting down
 
You are amazed when people look at you funny after you vocalize your
ferret's thoughts in the first person
 
Getting dressed in the morning becomes a battle of wits
 
You have stopped caring that you are always covered in fur
 
Erin and the furry four (yep ferret math strikes again)
[Posted in FML issue 5147]