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|Dear Mom & Dad:                             |                   #  @@@  # |
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|Hi! I am having lots of fun! I am now in    |                   #  `, | # |
|Boston, Massachusettes celebrating the soon |                   #   / \ # |
|to be defunct anti-ferret laws with Ralphie,|                   #usa 29c# |
|Cinderella, and Harry. They really know how |                   ######### |
|to party! I've heard that this city is known|                             |
|as "Bean Town." Kind of strange....but I    |                             |
|figured they got to have some good beans    |                             |
|here so I decided to try some. Ralphie man- |                             |
|aged to find some and I tried them - yuck!  |   To: Mom and Dad Burkard   |
|I decided they should get put into a hidey  |       1313 Mockingbird Lane |
|hole until they are nice and crunchy. They  |       Rochester, NY 14450   |
|might be good then. :) Tomorrow I'm going to|                             |
|Plymoth Rock for you, Mom. I know you had   |                             |
|ancestors come over right after the Pilgrims|                             |
|so I'll go see it for you. Do you happen to |                             |
|know if the Pilgrims had any ferrets on the |                             |
|Mayflower? I bet so since ferrets love to   |                             |
|explore new worlds!                         |                             |
|          nips & kisses, Squirt             |                             |
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        (on the reverse is a picture of a Boston street and Squirt has x'd
         on the picture places he pooped when he visited that street)
[Posted in FML issue 1478]