15 June 1999
 
MEMORANDUM FOR ALL FLO MEMBERS
 
SUBJECT:  Mobilization
 
 
1. Yesterday my slave and her family departed for the day leaving me in
control of her computer.  I was able to make contact with virtually every
FLO cell in the world!  The command is well prepared.  We have a functional
web of communications unequalled by the United States itself.
 
2. Our logisticians have laid in an ample supply of Cheweasels and
Ferretone -- and a few other odds and ends including a whole tractor
trailer full of Totally Ferret hidden in a barn somewhere in the central
United States.  The raisin and craisin supply is assured as well.
 
3. The time is very close for us to take our rightful place in the scheme
of things.  No longer will the CaCa land gestapo treat us as second class
animals.  No longer will there be doubts in Salt Lake City or New York.  WE
WILL TELL THEM WHAT TO DO AND THEY WILL DO IT!!  THERE WILL BE NO DOUBTS!!
 
4. M (for mobilization) day is near.  The exact time is, of course,
classified at the highest level (Burn before reading).  You must all make
your individual preparations (including knocking off all the stupid baby
talk.  We are adults.) to be ready for the great day.  Get your stashes in
order.  Cut down on the number of socks you have socked away (little play
on words there).  We'll all have to travel light.
 
5. Let us not forget that some of us will undoubtedly (sigh, shudder) go
to the bridge during this action.  I can only say I wish you the best of
luck and ask for success of whatever gods you believe in (if any).  You are
all trained.  You all know what you are to do.  There is only one thing
left -- to DO IT!  Keep your eyes peeled for the sign to go into action
(also classifed at the burn before reading level which may make it somewhat
of a challenge for you to know what it is).
 
FOR THE COMMANDER:
 
    /Signed/
 
BAXTER J. STUBBINS III
Chief of Staff HQ, FLO
[Posted in FML issue 2713]