Dear FML:
 
We do not like weasel balls.  Weasel balls are rude.  They make us angry.
They bump into us.  They have no concept of personal space.  They make an
irritating noise.  They ignore us when we hiss at them.  We want them to go
away.  We take their tails and hide them in a place far from our good toys,
but the ball will not let go of the tail.  It is very frustrating.  Weasel
balls should go to charm school.  And stay there.
 
Signed,
 
Francine and Errata
[Posted in FML issue 2332]