Weasel Fights
 
The others wrestle happily,
Tails wiggling with delight,
But Miss Evil Bristle Tail
Attacks with all her might,
Ferrets flee!  Cry out in pain,
"We think you are demented!"
Then in confusion, sniff the air,
"My God!  You're not descented!"
 
I was told Ms. Weasel was descented.  When she gets upset, it sure stinks
up the whole house.  If she has had the surgery, I'd hate to smell what she
could do without it.  Her poofed up little bristle tail makes me laugh
every time.  She goes from loving pet to poofed up mad-woman the second she
spies another ferret.  Watch out incredible hulk!
 
Thank you, poster, for the web address for the ferret coloring chart.  I've
always wanted to look at one of those.  Now I am able to narrow down what
color I believe my Big Boy to be.  He is either chocolate, champagne or a
light colored sable.  I didn't know it would be this confusing.  I thought
if I saw a picture I would be able to tell.  And some of my kids have white
feet.  Does that mean they're not actually sable but some kind of mitt?
And what exactly is the difference between a regular sable and a Siamese
sable?  The dictionary says most ferrets are white.  Ha!
 
Jodie
[Posted in FML issue 2781]