----- Original Message -----
> Sent: Wednesday, March 13, 2002 4:19 PM
> Subject: re: That Toby
>
>Dat Toby makes it so easy, hims give up.  I don't know why, hims so
>handsome.  I know Dippy thought he was cuter than me.  :::Sigh::: I don't
>think it will matter now :::chin on floor::::: ... Doodlebug...
 
My daddie's so po-tective of me.  He sayz I'm too widdle for da
boyfwiendz.  But dat won't stop Da Dippy Girl!  I still has da computer
and can flirt!  I can have da long distance boy friends!  As long as I
don't gets caught.  It's so funny ta see da daddies stomping off saying
"no".  Rocky, my brudder, gots a card from da Doodles saying "hi from
your future brudder in law" (thank you Doodles ::waving::) and my daddies
did his same war dance again.  Its funny.  Don't give up Toby.  I can
haves more dan one boyfriends if I'm not allowed ta get married, right?
But I has compa-tition from a girl named "Bonnie Da Bat Biter"?  Uh oh!
 
Serendipity
 
 
Yeppers!  Bonnie Da Bat Biter thinks I AM Da Handsome Boy!  And, And,
And,....Ol Petey thinks he can just pick out any ol girl cause his brudder
is a movie star...HA....I jump on the puter, I write Annie Bones, I say
LOOK AT MEEEEEE...hahahahshe say I am Handsome Canadian!  Dose Hollywood
Dudes.......
 
WHAT????  What are dose Mom???  sniff, sniff....iwantemiwantem, hurry,
hurry... OH, No now she gonna talkkkkk and readddddddd a card hurry,
gimme.....Hey did you know the Doodlebug talks just like Smoke???  he
say "Yo Toby"
 
(followed by big smackin noises of a foamy fry being consumed)
 
Hey Doodlebug youse Da Man!  High five Bud!
Girls...snacks...Girls....snacks.....I LOVE FOAMY FRY's.....woopeeeeee!
Come on up to Canada!  Bring Petey....
 
Toby, The Kouri Klub Kanadian Rep
http://www.geocities.com/tobysdayout/index.html
[Posted in FML issue 3721]