So I'm cleaning out my dorm room for the year, and this involved cleaning
out the girls' stashes, which have not been touched all year.  Lola doesn't
stash much, maybe a few pieces of food.
 
And then there's Illura.
 
Cleaning out all her stashing places I found a grand total of: 14 tampons.
All were wrapped except one.  I think she has an obsession!  Does anyone
else's ferret like feminine products?  I don't know what's so fascinating
about them, maybe she likes to crunch into the cardboard.  I also found,
while stretched out on my stomach with my arm waaaay back between the desk
and the radiator, against the wall where I almost couldn't reach, Illura's
red Kong.  I hadn't seen it in ages and thought it was lost.  It's her most
favorite favorite special toy, so she's very meticulous about hiding it.
I once made the mistake of moving it to clean back there, and I guess she
wanted to make extra sure it wouldn't be moved again!  Now I'm off to find
the little masked tampon bandit, i think she's having a rare moment of
rest.
 
Rachel and the monsters
[Posted in FML issue 3449]