Mobile Missouri Mustelid Man
Travelin' around in an ancient van
He has hibernated the winter away
But he can no longer bear to stay
The memories of books are already hazy
Staying in one place will drive him crazy
A ramblin' man is what he must be
So on the road again, unfettered and free
But without his ferrets he is livin'
So once again he is driven
From place to place, from here to there
He seeks out homes made so fair
By the very presence
Of our lives' essence
Ferrets here, ferrets there
Ferrets, Ferrets, Everywhere!
He travels from place to place
To find fuzzies to lick his face
For without his own
He feels completely alone
A bonus to him sends
New people as friends
Who share his obsession
They give no concession
With the disdain of others
They neither care nor bother
Even if they live in CaCa land
We must all give them a hand
 
And Fight For Ferret Freedom Everywhere!
[Posted in FML issue 1944]