Hey everyone.  This is the most horrible post I've ever written.  After much
thought and consideration, my husband and I have decided we must find new
homes for our five fuzzies.  I hate the thought of getting rid of them, but
I have a very serious illness and my husband works full-time and has to help
me out a lot.  We just don't have the energy to play and clean up after them
anymore.  So before I advertise anywhere, I'm coming to you guys first.  I
know I can trust you all, because you love ferrets as much as I do.  If
anyone is interested, I live in Holland, Michigan, which is in western MI,
by Grand Rapids.  I would like to keep them in pairs if they're going to
homes with no ferrets, but otherwise am willing to split them up.  They get
along well with other ferrets and are all well behaved.  I have two female
sables, one albino female, and two silver mitt males.  All are one year and
younger.
 
Please do not send me posts imploring me to keep my fuzzies.  This was not a
rash or impulsive decision.  If I knew my illness would get better in time,
I would wait it out; however, this is not the case.  So please, no posts
telling me what a bad ferret owner I am or how dumb I was to own five of
them in the first place.  I feel horrible about this situation already.
 
Anyone interested can email me ([log in to unmask]) or call me at
616-355-0339.  I also have a cage and various supplies if you need them.
 
Laura Bosch
Nigel, Wayne, Cosmo, Xenia, and Dr. Zaius=20
(all of whom will go willingly, without a backward glance, to live with
you if your house has raisins and popsicles.  Ingrates.)
[Posted in FML issue 1679]