I can't believe I'm doing this...
 
Geordi: Mister LaForge, Dor-dee-la, Monster, Mister Monster, Monster Mash,
Mash Flavoured Monster, Fat Boy, Buddy
 
Natasha: Tasha, Pumpkin Splash, My Little Girl, Princess, Cutey, Baldy
 
in general: weasels, rats, toe biters, sh** factories
 
BTW, does anyone else's weasel have a particular fondness for leather?
Geordi just LOVES anything leather and can't keep away from it.
 
                                -Tom, pet of Geordi & Natasha
[Posted in FML issue 1392]