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Good Day One and All.  I am Lisette Mypet of the Sandy Claws Art Gallery
here in Chicago Illinois.  Chicago is an Indian name meaning smelly onion
field.  Our gallery, in keeping with the historical land on which we are
situated, is equally odiferous for your olfactory pleasure.
 
We here at the gallery are proud to display our 17 living landscape sand
sculptures and hope that you will stop by.  Please bring a shovel.  Our
creative engineers each have their own magnificent creations.  These change
daily: in fact about every three hours.
 
The art of sand landscapes most often requires pebbles, stones, boulders,
and rocks poised poetically or dramatically.  We want you all to know that
here at Sandy Claws Gallery we are innovative and motivated to produce new
raw materials for our art pieces.
 
Today at this time-our gallery is proud to present the following
masterpieces:
 
Back up Jack
 
Desert Storm
 
Over the side Matey
 
Missed by a mile
 
Buried-but not forgotten
 
Don't look in the closet
 
Hot chocolate melting in the sun
 
Holiday Surprise!
 
The Rim shot
 
Look what the cat dragged in
          - and-
 
All that litters is not gold
 
 Ahhh-  another design is underway as we speak!!.
A water bowl is being dragged across the carpet spilling water out in large
quantities.  The art work, you see, is being sketched out here on the floor
before the canvas is ever approached.  Splendid.  Simply splendid.
 
For now-from the creative corners of Sandy Claws Gallery in Chicago
Illinois-
 
      this is Lisette Mypet
[Posted in FML issue 2883]

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