Auntie Maggie,
Fred and the gang here. We are very upset with you. How could you tell
mom to give us hugs and kisses. YUCK! How rude. Mom kept kissing and
hugging us. She does it too much for our taste to begin with, and then
you go and tell her to do it extra HOW RUDE. I hope your fuzzies hide
all your socks.
Fred and the mad fat fuzzbutts
[Posted in FML issue 2799]