I guess I gotta get in on this bandwagon of re-writing others works.  This
one goes like Dr. Seuss' One Fish, Two Fish.  TLE I hope you don't mind me
using your name in this, Bob gave me full permission to use his.  Enjoy
everyone.  More to come.
 
One Fert, Two Fert
Brown Fert, White Fert
 
Tan Fert, Black Fert
Small Fert, Mac fert
 
This one has a little blaze
This one's in a raisin daze
Say! What a lot of ferts there are.
 
Yes. some are Brown. And some are White.
Some are old. and some are new.
 
some steal BIG, and some steal small
and some steal all, all, all.
 
Why do they steal BIG and, small and all?
I do not know, Go ask Bob C.
 
Some are fast, some are slow
The fast one has, my baseball bat!
 
From there to here
from here to there
litter boxes everywhere
 
Here are some who like to dance
they dance for fun to the weasel war dance.
 
Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
What a lot of sock stealing goes on.
 
Some have two ferts
and some have four
Some have six ferts
and some have more.
 
Where do they come from?
I don't know. But I bet God must have a funny bone.
 
We here them come, we here them go.
Some dook fast, and some dook slow.
 
Some dook high
and some dook low.
 
Not one of them dook like another.
don't ask us why go ask T.L.E.
 
Say! Look at his ferrets!
One, Two, Three . . . . .
How many ferrets do I see?
 
One, Two, Three, Four, Five,
Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten
He has Eleven!
 
Eleven! This is Bob C's house
Do you have a few more too?
[Posted in FML issue 2826]