O.k.  I didn't really want to tell you guys about this, but my hubby
thought this might be of interest considering the latest leg of
conversation here on the FML.
 
I have my two ferret girls, Luna and Sola and when we get up in the
morning, we let them out of their cage.  Because I am a hard waker, my
hubby lets them out and lets them come to the bedroom to wake me up.  I
have been awakened by feet nibbles to ear cleanings.  (Damon got the bridge
of his nose cleaned this morning.)
 
So, a few mornings ago, I was not in the mood to get moving too quickly and
Sola was doing everything in her power to wake me up.  She nibbled my feet,
nibbled the back of my knee (and you know that will get you moving), and
she licked my face and ears.  Well, she was starting to rouse me, when I
got the urge to...well...you know...
 
Unfortunately, poor Sola was in the blasting area when I did and I felt the
unmistakable jump of a dooking ferret.  She then started to paw at my butt!
She ran out of the covers, looked at me as if to say, "Do it again mom!
That was neat!" and then ran under and pawed my butt again.
 
As a note, I have heard my two pass gas as well, but it isn't very loud.  I
was "belly kissing" Luna when she tooted in my face!  Sola's sounded like a
firecracker at a distance!  I must admit that it's very entertaining!
 
Should I post this annon?  Will you know who I am anyway?  Probably.  The
ferret names kinda give me away....
 
Welcome to the world of April
 
April, Luna, Sola, Damon, Nutt, and Bridgette
 
http://www.geocities.com/~april_gallaty
[Posted in FML issue 2707]