I got this from an Italian friend:
The translation is incorrect it says I have a ferret in my pants.
If you wanted to say,
help you have a ferret in your pant,
Aiuto! ai un furreto dentro i pantaloni,
I have a ferret in my pants,
Aiuto! ho un furretto in miei pantaloni.
Nan and SuperSnooper
[Posted in FML issue 2976]