NEW FERRET
(to the tune of Blue Christmas - think Elvis)
adapted by Stephanie Daniels
 
I'll get a new Ferret without you;
It is no use, trying to take you.
Speculations of dread
On a thought I want three
Won't mean a thing if
you're not here with me.
 
I'll get a new Ferret, that's certain;
and when your fat wallet starts hurting,
You'll be running all night
with my new dark eyed white,
Cuz' I'll have a new, new ferret
 
 
--Just getting into the season...oh yes, there's more to come!
-Stephanie, Chimi & Pepe
[Posted in FML issue 2886]