Hi Der Sandee Babee,
 
Dis here Brummie, dat ikkle fuzzie wot diedy foo days back.
Yo hooman he sure is wight. Yo need all da help yo can get!
Yo Hooman Language sure is bwad.
 
Da ikkle fuzzies here in da UK can nwo understwand yo, when yo stwart yo
cwash cwourse?  Yo dwoin a gwood jwob, welcommin all dem fuzzies, bwut
bwoy, yo sure mwake it hawd to weed.
 
Wuv fwom Brummie.
 
Hope I havn't offended anyone, Just thought I'd enter into the swing of
things!
 
Betty
Birmingham UK
[Posted in FML issue 2881]