Hi everyone,
 
Here is yet another song pirated and reworded by my band of ferrets.
I had nothing to do with this. They are holding me hostage.
 
Mary Cohen
 
 
Triumphantly to the tune of "Yankee Doodle" (went to town...)
 
Lars and I took Mommy's bag,
We knew we shouldn't do it.
We dragged it underneath the bed,
And thoroughly went through it.
 
Refrain:
We're in trouble, that's for sure!
We are going to get it!
We don't care, we found great stuff
And we do not regret it!
 
Credit cards and candy mints,
A perfume atomizer,
A cell phone and an address book,
That help to organize her.
 
(Refrain)
 
A ball point pen, a small flashlight,
A piece of paper money,
A driver's license with her picture,
Gee, she looks real funny.
 
(Refrain)
 
A lipstick and a bunch of coins,
A coupon from the pet store,
They're marking all the squeakies down!
Let's ask our Mom to get more.
 
(Refrain)
 
Oh no! Mommy's coming back,
She didn't leave, it's pouring,
Let's get our butts back in the cage,
And do some real loud snoring!
 
(Refrain)
[Posted in FML issue 2829]