Dervish has a new habit.  She's always taken mouthfuls of kibble whenever I
refill the bowl and hidden them under the bed.  (She has contraband plastic
cups under there to serve as kibble-recepticles.)
 
The only place to get kibble is in our bedroom.  I keep her bowl and the
container in here.  But lately kibble has been showing up all over the
house.  And I do mean *all over the house*.  In the bathroom.  Under the
sofa.  In drawers.  In the pantry.  Beside the television.  Under the
microwave stand.  In my mother's purse.  And the kicker ...
 
Under my pillow.  Why the heck is she putting it under my pillow?  Will the
Kibble Fairy leave a shiny quarter for each piece of chow?  Or does she
expect *me* to eat it?  And if she expects me to eat it, do I have to?
 
I'm utterly perplexed.
 
-(TX) Meghan and Dervish the WonderFerret (web site coming soon)
[Posted in FML issue 2740]