Hi, all! 'Need advice:
My local Pet Supermarket just got in a new shipment of ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS
kits. Such beautiful colors and so friendly ~ not a nipper in the bunch,
can you believe it?!?
Here's my question - please reply if you can help: There is one black sable
kit there from the last "batch" that never got sold. He, too, is gorgeous,
and still young, but he's clearly older & larger than the new kits. All
of us on this list know how sweet those lil' kits are and how they're the
first to go. What can I suggest to the pet store to help save this
(relatively) big guy from <gulp> return to the breeder (MF); to make him
more 'marketable' to ferret-newbies??
Any ideas greatly appreciated. THANKS!
Melissa: "Well, maybe just ONE more... no, we can't... well, maybe...
no. No, we can't.... I don't think.... oh, what's just one? No..
NO.... I think. Darn it!"
SO: "Honey, if you want, it's okay with me. Let's see; which one can
we give up to make room for him? <evil pulling-your-leg grin>"
The "raisin gallery" (to be confused with the peanut gallery):
Dexter: "Aw, c'mon, mom; can't we have just ONE more? I'll kiss his
ears & be sweet to him..."
Cocoa: "Huh? Wha? What's goin' on?"
MoJo: "Well, if the lil' whippersnapper is cute enough, MAYBE I'll
share my ChewEasels with him. No promises!"
RockStar: "C'mon, mom, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yup, yup, yup! I will
take him home and I will dress him up and I will call him 'George'."
MacDaddy: "***FRESH MEAT!!!***"
Fluffy: "Oh, what a pleasant thought; a new BABY!"
Cosmo: "I don't care, as long as he lets me sleep and stays out of my a/d."
[Posted in FML issue 2800]
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