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Stephanie Daniels <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 19 May 1999 16:43:42 GMT
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Ok, Chimi asked to add his two craisins to the pile, but he wants them back.
 
He personally has no interest in seeing a Playboy model holding a ferret
unless she was wearing that oh so silky lingerie...in fact, he would much
rather have her in a Victoria's Secret catalogue so he could steal my
credit card and secretly order whatever she had on.  And even more
unhelpful for the ferret-porn industry would be the fact that Chimi would
want her in the longest, biggest, most flesh covering silkie jammas he
could find...you just don't get that in everyday porn.  He found it
disgraceful that Ms. Taylor would wear normal clothing and hold a ferret,
seeing as longsleeved nightshirt with long pants as pajamas made of soft
silkie shiny material would make her a much better "Playmate".  So you see,
my little boy won't bother to look at it, he would rather slither on his
back through some silk nightshirts and let his imagination take him to
heaven.
 
Pepe, on the other hand, wanted to know if she was wearing lotion so he
could lick her elbows and knees.  But he would have that urge even if it
were Arnold Schwarzenegger we were talking about.
 
Sincerely,
Stephanie, Chimi (for a "silkie jammies required at all times" world
order)& Pepe (for a "lovely lotion lathered legs" world order)
[Posted in FML issue 2684]

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