Everyone likes to occasionally post about nicknames they use for their
ferrets, and I even once posted a huge list of them.  But no one has ever
posted what their FERRETS call them.  These are my ferret's nicknames for
*ME*.  Yep.  Honest.  They told me.  Really.  Just ask them.
 
Moose:      Raisin Monkey
Stella:     Sofa Belly
Daye:       Bob Bed
Tori:       Back Scratcher
Bear:       Bone Man
Apollo:     The Great Chicken Man
Nosette:    Chew Toy Boy
Crystal:    Pink Ape
Sam Luc:    Stinky Feet
Fraggle:    Goofus
Trillian:   Evil Rat Hand
Chrys:      No-No Man
Amber:      Tasty Fingers
Carbone:    Snuggle Bob
Tui:        Chew Weasel
Silly Boy:  The Chase Monster
G. W.:      Ladder Legs
Jezabel:    Bhoring Bob
Lady Noir:  Bleeder
 
Of course, these are only the ones rated PG-13....
 
Bob C and 19 Mo' Nicknamed Knuckleheads
[Posted in FML issue 2644]