Ebisneezer Scrooge and I took in a new pair of fuzzies over the weekend,
David Copperferret and his sister, Cinderferret (La Belle Ferret sans
Merci).
 
Copper and the Sneeze sniffed each other out, and they agreed that the
Sneeze would be the boss, and Copper'd mastermind the capers (I knew there
was going to be trouble when I found a map of California with the raisin
distribution centers highlighted).
 
But Cinder and the Sneeze have been going at it hammer and tongs for two
days, non-stop!  At first, I just thought it was the Sneeze picking on
Cinder, but the more I watch 'em, the more I realize that if the Sneeze
backs off, Cinder comes flying right back at him... so it's both of 'em.
I know that they're having a succession war ("I'm the Chairman of this
business!" "It's chair/person/, and I am!  En garde!"), but it's driving
me bats!  Anyone know how long this is likely to go on?
 
Regan &
Ebisneezer Scrooge (/I'm/ The Senior Partner!)
David Copperferret (Hey, Cinder, you only got one glove!)
Cinderferret (I left the other one in that cad's face!)
 
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December's rules for a happier life #69:
 
Do not flirt with the Ice Goddess.  You're not going to get any, and you're
just going to end up frustrated.
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 Regan S. Pylman                                 [log in to unmask]
             http://www.coyotesdaughter.com/~azrael
[Posted in FML issue 2637]