Play-dough logs of poop
In each corner of the room,
Sometimes left in box.
 
You get so angry!
Wondering why you have ferts.
So much to clean up!
 
Still, I love you so!
Carry me, kiss my pink nose,
Put me down, bye-bye!
 
You humans know me --
So much to do after nap!
Must destroy cat now.
 
Feline on tip toes.
His toes are mine to play with!
He does not agree.
 
Sleepy now, so rest.
In fert dreams, I win all wars!
My smile warms your heart.
[Posted in FML issue 2633]