Everyone likes to occasionally post about nicknames they use for their
ferrets, and I even once posted a huge list of them. But no one has ever
posted what their FERRETS call them. These are my ferret's nicknames for
*ME*. Yep. Honest. They told me. Really. Just ask them.
Moose: Raisin Monkey
Stella: Sofa Belly
Daye: Bob Bed
Tori: Back Scratcher
Bear: Bone Man
Apollo: The Great Chicken Man
Nosette: Chew Toy Boy
Crystal: Pink Ape
Sam Luc: Stinky Feet
Fraggle: Goofus
Trillian: Evil Rat Hand
Chrys: No-No Man
Amber: Tasty Fingers
Carbone: Snuggle Bob
Tui: Chew Weasel
Silly Boy: The Chase Monster
G. W.: Ladder Legs
Jezabel: Bhoring Bob
Lady Noir: Bleeder
Of course, these are only the ones rated PG-13....
Bob C and 19 Mo' Nicknamed Knuckleheads
[Posted in FML issue 2644]