As part of Spring Ferret Enrichment, my wannabe poets wracked their fuzzy
little brains and came up with the following haikus:
 
ON THE FLO:
 
With noise like thunder
Great Books plummet to the floor
I read and make plans
 
ON POLITICS:
 
I'm far to the Left
My politics are simple
What was thine is mine
 
ON CRIME AND PUNISHMENT:
 
Where did I go wrong?
Are wiggling toes not fair game?
I brood in prison
 
ON COMPARATIVE MORALITY:
 
Humans call ME "Thief"
Whence came the office supplies?
Are YOU so perfect?
 
ON COMPARATIVE MENTAL HEALTH:
 
I hear what you say
You question MY sanity
But who brought me home?
 
ON FEARS:
 
I sniff in the drain
Don't switch the disposal on
Fert Mincemeat tastes bad
 
ON DREAMS:
 
Bunnies dash down holes
In dreams I join the Great Chase
Alice runs with me
 
I don't understand some of the allusions, especially about the office
supplies, but I guess poetry's supposed to be a little vague.  Next
project...we learn French together...stay tuned.
[Posted in FML issue 2631]