Let's see,what games do ferrets play with their humans,or on their humans?
There are so many,but here are a few of my boogers favorites.First and
probably the favorite game is Trip the Human.This game is usually played by
all ferrets in one form or another.The most skilled players are those that
do the Run and Trip.This is where the ferret runs in front of,inbetween,or
under the humans foot,the object being to topple the human,while not
getting stepped on.Then there is the Sneak and Trip,this is where the
ferret isn' t there,and when you take a step is under the foot,the object
being to get your human to do a one legged dance.Of course we can't forget
the ' I can' t see you shuffle.'.This is used when the human has their
hands full of sight blocking objects,so they shuffle.The ferrets job is to
lay across the humans foot,pretend to be thrown through the air and make
the human drop the things in their hands to see if said fert is okay.This
is considered successful when the human is conned into giving treats,the
amount of success is dependant upon the amount of treats.
 
Their second favorite game is 52 pick up,no not cards.52 pick up is played
by trying to get your human to pick up 52 items around the
house.Socks,food,litter,assorted shelf items,rice and plants are all fair
game.If you can get a soda or other liquid, you get extra points.Pawprints
left around the house also earn the ferret extra points.The object of this
game is to get your human to say one of the forbidden words.
 
The third game mine like to play is Tickle me Ferret.This is played by
those talented ferrets that know exactly where your ticklish spots are,and
use them against you.The idea is to catch your human in a compromising
position,ie, busy doing something,laying on the floor,digging out a hidey
hole,or stepping out of the shower,then the ferret starts licking the
aforementioned ticklish places.The object is to make your human squint,
squirm and scream.Well,these are three of my ferrets favorite games.Believe
me they have others,but it would take more space than this list has to
write about them.Watch out,those innocent looking kits are very good at
these games.
 
Sandy ( Watch out guys.)
Jasmine ( Where to hide the socks today.)
Taz ( Ooops,sorry mom.Can I have a raisin?)
Honey ( Dig,dig,dig out the cupboard.Oh,hi mom.)
Sugar ( Feet,wonderful feet.)
 
It is bad to suppress laughter,it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
[Posted in FML issue 2603]